Holiday, o, a holiday!
And the best one of the year
Dozing off underneath my sheets
While I cover both my ears

But if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear?
To go away on a summer’s day Never seemed so clear

Holiday, still so far away
Our republic on the beach
I can’t forget just how bad it gets
When I’m counting on my teeth

But if I wait for a holiday
Could it stop my fear?
To go away on a summer’s day
Never seemed so clear

A VEGETARIAN SINCE THE INVASION
SHE’D NEVER SEEN THE WORD BOMBS
SHE’D NEVER SEEN THE WORD BOMBS BLOWN UP
TO 96 POINT FUTURA
SHE’D NEVER SEEN AN AK
IN A YELLOWY DAY-GLO DISPLAY
A T-SHIRT SO LOVELY IT TURNED ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS GREY

I’ve got wheels, I’ve got Cutter Spray
And a healthy sense of worth
Half of me is the gasoline
But the other half’s the surf

So if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear?
To go away on a summer’s day Never seemed so clear