THE KIDS DON’T STAND A CHANCE

A DEVASTATING BACKSTROKE
ALL THE WAY FROM FRANCE
WITH SHINY, SHINY CUFFLINKS
A SHIRTSLEEVE TO ENHANCE

THE PIN-STRIPED MEN OF MORNING
ARE COMING FOR TO DANCE
WITH PURE EGYPTIAN COTTON
THE KIDS DON’T STAND A CHANCE

YOU CRITICIZE THE PRACTICE
BY MURDERING THEIR PLANTS
IGNORING ALL THE HISTORY
DENYING THEM ROMANCE

THE PIN-STRIPED MEN OF MORNING
ARE COMING FOR TO DANCE
FORTY-MILLION DOLLARS
THE KIDS DON’T STAND A CHANCE

I DIDN’T LIKE THE BUSINESS,
BUT THAT WAS AT FIRST GLANCE
YOUR PILLOW FEELS SO SOFT NOW
BUT STILL YOU MUST ADVANCE

THE PIN-STRIPED MEN OF MORNING
THE PARTNERS IN THE DANCE
THE PAPER’S SHOT TO PIECES
THE KIDS DON’T STAND A CHANCE